In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

 

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

 

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

 

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

 

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

 

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I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.